Ingredients: Your favorite white bread, JIF (not sponsored) squeezable peanut butter, Smucker's squeezable strawberry jelly
1. Rest 2 slices of bread on a paper towel in your lap
2. Squeeze a thicc layer of peanut butter on one slice of bread and a thin layer on the other slice
3. Toss on a squirt of that strawberry jam
4. *OPTIONAL* spread with plastic knife
5. Crack open a warm Busch Light after having absolutely zero water and enjoy! This and one chicken tender will be all sustenance you get all weekend.